Casey VS. Texas, The Final Chapter... Pew Pew, Pew Pew

A birthday haiku for you:

Hot vampire* lasers

Shit, those can't wrangle Texas

Blood loss is a bitch

Happy Birthday Casey With Laser Eyes!

XOXOXO from the Casey With Laser Eyes, Pew Pew Team!**

*Fucking English. Vampire is both 2 AND 3 syllables, apparently?

**Stephanie has truly outdone herself this time. Mindy, as usual, waited until the last minute...