11.04.2013

Ermagerd, Nefertiti is Under Attack... Pew Pew, Pew Pew


Casey With Laser Eyes is BACK!


A Birthday Haiku for You:

It's been a big year
Fame, fortune, plenty of dicks
Eh, can't win 'em all.

Happy happy birthday, Casey With Laser Eyes!

This year our beloved Casey is the BIG 3-0. That's right kiddies, Casey With Laser Eyes has officially entered the "Excited to watch Antiques Roadshow, drinking boxed wine regularly, FUCK, is it 9:30 ALREADY?!" stage in life. You make 30 look good, girl! MUAH!

*Editor's Note: Because I am too thrifty for Photoshop, and apparently too lazy for MS Paint, this Casey With Laser Eyes post is brought to you by my phone. Hooray for Laser Apps!