11.04.2015

Hungry Eyes... Pew Pew, Pew Pew




Casey With Laser Eyes THROWBACK THURSDAY!




Today we're throwing it back - waaaaay back - to a simpler time when mics were big and bananas weren't dicks (thanks, emoji).

A Birthday Haiku for You:


It's my birthday, bitch
I'll sing whatever I want
I can't go for that!


Happy happy birthday, Casey With Laser Eyes!

Just like TV in the 80's, this birthday is a "Very Special Episode" of Casey With Laser Eyes. Our trusty pew pew-er just bought her very first house! Hopefully she'll keep her laser eyes in check - nobody wants those wily laserbeams slicing through drywall just yet!

Editor's Note: Bananas have always been dicks, AMIRIGHT?!