Casey With Laser Eyes Get Nekkid!
A Birthday Haiku for You:
Salt, boobs, and saunas
Pricey as fuck cab to Queens
Spa Castle kills it
Happy happy birthday, Casey With Laser Eyes!
In honor of our tenth year celebrating Casey Babe and her babelicious birthday, we took a trip down memory lane to where it all began. Sit down kiddies, and let grandma tell you the story of how Casey With Laser Eyes came to be...
It was ten years ago in a teacher's office in Seoul when Casey and Mindy met. The office was filled with try-hards and lazy-asses and more than a few whiney bitches. Being the only two cool-as-fuck normals in a sea of weird, it seemed only natural that Casey and Mindy would become best friends forever. And we'd like to report that it was friendship at first sight, but alas, much like good kimchi, Casey and Mindy's friendship needed time to marinate.
But the recipe was there:
Pinch of humor. Dash of snark. Heavy dose of loyalty. Heaps and heaps of seemingly useless pop culture knowledge. And this here blog. Casey and Mindy had all the ingredients to a beautiful friendship, they just needed the magic gochujang to hold it all together.
Happiest of birthdays, babe! I'm so glad this shitty blog brought us together. Here's to ten more years of stupid haikus and crappy doctored photos. Love you with my whole heart.
*Editor's Note: For her birthday, Casey With Laser Eyes wants you to VOTE, MOTHERFUCKERS. VOTE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
