Casey With Laser Eyes Between Two Bushes!
A Birthday Haiku for You:
Summer Vacation
Bush is a war criminal
Good photo op, though
Happy happy birthday, Casey With Laser Eyes!
You guys. This is the ninth year Casey with Laser Eyes has celebrated her birthday with half-assed doctored-up laser pics - and we couldn't be prouder. In a world where a second-rate D-list reality TV racist runs the show, it's nice to know that love and lasers still exist. This year our beautiful Casey babe turns 35 and it looks like it's gonna be a fucking fantastic one. Join me in wishing our girl her best year yet!
*Editor's Note: In our heart, Casey isn't a day past 26 (which means we're still 29).
