Casey With Laser Eyes THROWBACK THURSDAY!
Today we're throwing it back - waaaaay back - to a simpler time when mics were big and bananas weren't dicks (thanks, emoji).
A Birthday Haiku for You:
It's my birthday, bitch
I'll sing whatever I want
I can't go for that!
Happy happy birthday, Casey With Laser Eyes!
Just like TV in the 80's, this birthday is a "Very Special Episode" of Casey With Laser Eyes. Our trusty pew pew-er just bought her very first house! Hopefully she'll keep her laser eyes in check - nobody wants those wily laserbeams slicing through drywall just yet!
Editor's Note: Bananas have always been dicks, AMIRIGHT?!