Casey With Laser Eyes ATTACKS New York!
A Birthday Haiku for You:
Two slices, you say?
Damn, Casey always wants MOAR!
Put that tongue back, Liz.
Happy happy birthday, Casey With Laser Eyes!
This was a big year for Casey With Laser Eyes - new job, new home, new car, new cat, new dog. PHEW. Seems our little Laser is all grown up. Brings a tear to my Photoshop-fearing eye. Here's to 31 - may it bring you all the dicks your heart desires! Love you, girl!
Editor's Note: I think the use of emoji really classes up the joint, don't you? Really gives it that 2014 vibe.
