Casey With Laser Eyes

11.04.2014

Feed Me, Seymour... Pew Pew, Pew Pew

Casey With Laser Eyes ATTACKS New York!

A Birthday Haiku for You:

Two slices, you say?

Damn, Casey always wants MOAR!

Put that tongue back, Liz.

Happy happy birthday, Casey With Laser Eyes!

This was a big year for Casey With Laser Eyes - new job, new home, new car, new cat, new dog. PHEW. Seems our little Laser is all grown up. Brings a tear to my Photoshop-fearing eye. Here's to 31 - may it bring you all the dicks your heart desires! Love you, girl!

Editor's Note: I think the use of emoji really classes up the joint, don't you? Really gives it that 2014 vibe.

11.04.2013

Ermagerd, Nefertiti is Under Attack... Pew Pew, Pew Pew

Casey With Laser Eyes is BACK!

A Birthday Haiku for You:

It's been a big year

Fame, fortune, plenty of dicks

Eh, can't win 'em all.

Happy happy birthday, Casey With Laser Eyes!

This year our beloved Casey is the BIG 3-0. That's right kiddies, Casey With Laser Eyes has officially entered the "Excited to watch Antiques Roadshow, drinking boxed wine regularly, FUCK, is it 9:30 ALREADY?!" stage in life. You make 30 look good, girl! MUAH!

*Editor's Note: Because I am too thrifty for Photoshop, and apparently too lazy for MS Paint, this Casey With Laser Eyes post is brought to you by my phone. Hooray for Laser Apps!

11.04.2012

Toddlers and Tiaras and Old Crotchety Ladies... Pew Pew, Pew Pew

A Birthday Haiku for You:

Toddlers, Tiaras

Big hair, binkies, and Jesus

Texas fucking rules!

This year, our beloved Casey with Laser Eyes turns 29. Join me in celebrating this, her final year of debauchery. For when next year comes, Casey with Laser Eyes will be officially old. Love you, girl!